Tenacious D - Kickapooadd

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a long ass fuckin' time ago,
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In a town called Kickapoo,
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There lived a humble family
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Religious through and through.
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But yay there was a black sheep
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And he knew just what to do.
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His name was young J.D. and he refused to step in-line.
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A vision he did see-eth
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Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
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He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.

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Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
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Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
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With a long and shiney blade!
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'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
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Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
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And if you try to fuck with me,
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Then I shall fuck you too!
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Gotta get it on in the party zone!
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I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
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Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
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Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!