Tenacious D - Beelzebossadd

F      G#      C                C#
(JF)  Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
      C#            G#        D#
      we challenge you to a rock off,
      C#           G#                   D#
(Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off

 A#
(JF)  If we win,
      A#                  D#m                  A#
      you must take your sorry ass back to hell
      A#                 D#m   B  F#   C#   D#
      and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
      D#m
      AND WHAT IF I WIN?

        C#
(JF)  Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KC#)  What!?
(JF)  Trust me kage it's the only way
(KC#)  What the fuck are you talkin about?
            ...)        F#
(JF)  To be your little bitch

Tenacious D:
(JF)  NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
                      C#m                             E
(KC#)  There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JF)  Listen to me-
                  G#                              C#m
(KC#)  He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JF)  God dammit Kage,
                 C#m
      he's gonna make you his sex slave,
                 E
      your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KC#)  Noo
                G#                          C#m
(JF)  Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KC#)  Dude,
            C#m
      we've been through so much shit
         A
(JF)  De-activated lasers with my dick
      E                                G#
(BOTH)Now it's time to blow this fucker down

      C#m
(JF)  c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
      A                         E           B
(KC#)  I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
      C#m
(JF)  Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
      A                             E         B
(KC#)  We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
      C#m
(BOTH)Now we've got to blow this fucker down
      A                       E          B
(KC#)  He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
      C#m
(JF)[C]'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
      A               E           B
(KC#)  OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
 C#m              G#
(JF)  Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
                   E                  G#
      we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
                  C#m                     G#
      we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
                E                   G#
      we will defeat you, for all mankind
                   C#m                   G#
      you hold the scepter, we hold the key
                  E                B
      you are the devil, we are the G#
                 C#m            G#
(BOTH)We are the D, We are the G#
                 E            B
      We are the D, We are the G#
                C#m             G#
      We are the D, We are the G#
                 E            B
      We are the D, We are the G#
                C#m             G#
       We are the D, We are the G#
                 E            B
      We are the D, We are the G#
                C#m             G#
      We are the D, We are the G#
                 E            B
      We are the D, We are the G#