Rodney Carrington - Dear Penisadd

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Dear Penis, I don't thing I like you any more,
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You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor,
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Oh dear penis, I don't like you any more.
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It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
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That's all we needed, to get by.
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Now is seems things have changed, and I think 
that you're the one to blame dear penis
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I don't like you any more.

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He Says, Dear Rodney I don't think I like you any more,
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Cause when you get to drinking, you put me places I've never been before.
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Dear Rodney I don't like you any more.

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Why can't get a grip on our man to hand relationship,
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Come to terms with truly how we feel.
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If we put our heads together,  we'd just stay home forever, dear penis,
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I think I like you after all.
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Oh and Rodney, while your shavin, shave my balls.