Rodney Carrington - Dear Penisadd

D G A DDear Penis, I don't thing I like you any more, G A DYou used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor, G A DOh dear penis, I don't like you any more.G A DIt used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,G A DThat's all we needed, to get by.G A D DNow is seems things have changed, and I think
that you're the one to blame dear penis A DI don't like you any more. D G A DHe Says, Dear Rodney I don't think I like you any more, G A DCause when you get to drinking, you put me places I've never been before.G A DDear Rodney I don't like you any more.G A DWhy can't get a grip on our man to hand relationship,G A DCome to terms with truly how we feel.G A D GIf we put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever, dear penis, A DI think I like you after all. G A DOh and Rodney, while your shavin, shave my balls.