D       G               A            D
Dear Penis, I don't thing I like you any more,
  G                  A                 D
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor,
       G              A            D
Oh dear penis, I don't like you any more.
G               A                   D
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
G               A             D
That's all we needed, to get by.
G               A                          D
 D
Now is seems things have changed, and I think 
that you're the one to blame dear penis
       A             D
I don't like you any more.

  D                 G              A            D
He Says, Dear Rodney I don't think I like you any more,
   G                  A                  D
Cause when you get to drinking, you put me places I've never been before.
G                     A            D
Dear Rodney I don't like you any more.

G          A                 D
Why can't get a grip on our man to hand relationship,
G                     A            D
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
G               A             D                                     G
If we put our heads together,  we'd just stay home forever, dear penis,
        A                D
I think I like you after all.
    G                   A                D
Oh and Rodney, while your shavin, shave my balls.

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