G - B - Em - C 

G
And if your heart stops beating
B
I'll be here wondering
Em                     C
Did you get what you deserve?
                  G
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
B
I'll be here waiting, babe
Em                     C
Did you get what you deserve?
                     Am
The end, and if your life won't wait
           C           D
Then your heart can't take this

G                         B
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
D#
I think they never liked you anyway
G                 B
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
D#
And wouldn't it be great If we were dead?
G
Ohh dead.

G
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
B
You never fell in love
Em                    C
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
G
And if you get to heaven
B
I'll be here waiting, babe
Em                    C
Did you get what you deserve?
                     Am
The end, and if your life won't wait
           C           D
Then your heart can't take this

G                         B
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
D#
I think they never liked you anyway
G                 B
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
D#
And wouldn't it be great If we were dead?

Am                        D
And in my honest observation
                Bm
During this operation
                     Em
Found a complication in your heart
         C                          Em
So long, 'Cause now you've got  now you've got 
Bm
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?

SOLO  G - B - C - D# 

One, two, one two three four!

 G - B - C - D  2x 
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,

 G - B - C - D  2x 
If life ain't just a joke  LA LA LA LA LA! 
Then why are we laughing?  LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
If life ain't just a joke  LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke  LA LA LA LA LA! 
Then why are we laughing?  LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
If life ain't just a joke  LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
Then why am I dead?
G
DEAD!

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