E A E AIt started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhereD ESitting beside me was a man with no hair E AFrom the look on his face to the size of his toes D EHe comes from a place that nobody knows Chorus:F#m A DMaybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating,DLetting this big- toed bald man sitting here tell me about the skyF#m A DMaybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilatingDIf you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why E F#m A BI've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee E F#m A BHe's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie E F#m A BHe's been talking to Mars, but I think he's wacky E F#m A BHe says they'll come get him, come get him some dayE F#m AVerse 2:E A E AHe says that where he's from is called AlbertaneD EThere they use more than 10% of the brain E A E ABut you couldn't tell it from they way they behave D EThey run around in underwear and they never shave (Repeat Chorus) Bridge:Dm F G(Spoken Freely) This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird For the love of Pete come in! This is Baby Bird...sorry I was watching Court TV Do you copy? Do you copy? Of course we copy...24 hours a day...in color Solo:E F#m A B E F#m A E A E AYou wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest D EThe man sitting by me who was barely dressed E A E AFlew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane D EAnd left me at the bus stop just barely saneF#m A DMaybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilatingDIf you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why E F#m A BI've been sitting here too long thinkin' about Milwaukee E F#m A BI've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie E F#m A BI've been talking to Mars, You might think that I'm wacky E F#m A BI know they'll come get me, come get me someday I know they'll come get me and take me away I know they'll come get me, come get me someday If not tomorrow then maybe today...
